Information about Gonorrhea Lectim
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s
pronounced "Gonna re-elect ’em," and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it
in 2008, but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2
years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just
coming on the market called Votemout (Pronounced: vote-em-out). You take
the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage
in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and
eventually wipe out all life as we know it.