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“Do I Look like the Bluebird of Happiness?”


Finally some new pictures

Next time you have extra time try stacking your coins

Cool Mailboxes

I hope that backpack is a parachute

"Ahhh, it’s so warm and cuddly on here"

Sorry bro, but thanks for being my chair

Looks like he wanted to be alone… and chances are he will be

Bye Bye Freeway… Mother Nature had another idea

Help! Call 911

It’s good to have a friend when you need one!

I guess cats can read after all

This is not as comfy as I thought it would be

Static cat!

Is the sign really necessary?

Don’t try this at home

The water is so clear the boat seems to be floating on air

I’m sorry… I didn’t know you were coming back

OK, let’s change places at the next corner

Fluffy in flight

Let me know when all the dogs are in so I can move

You may not be happy with dinner but you are going to eat it anyway!

What is “Butt Dust”?


JACK (age 3)
was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister… After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?

STEVEN (age 3)
hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’

BRITTANY (age 4)
had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’

SUSAN (age 4)
was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please don’t give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough..’

DJ (age 4)
stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’

TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’

JAMES (age 4)was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’
Kids say the darnest things…..

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget…

This particular Sunday sermon….’Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without you, we are but dust…’ He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’


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